Johnson Barr Wrote:
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> > Do you know the difference between
> > an accordion and an onion?
>
bcp Replied:
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> One makes you cry and the other is edible?
Close, Bruce -
But no cigar! The generally accepted answer is "Nobody cries when you chop up an accordion".
It is also generally accepted that the same answer applies to banjos, bagpipes and ukeleles ...
- Sincerely,
Willie (Wm. Claude Johnson-Barr III, Esq.)
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