Warning; Foamer content follows:
Take a piece of coal (if too large, strike with a large object such as a hammer), and place in an alligator clip stand. Light a candle or other stationary flame. Place piece of coal held in stand over said flame, at a height just inside the tip of the orange yellow part of the candle flame. Enjoy coal smoke smell while reading or viewing Narrow Gauge Porn on the internet.
-This type of entertainment is considered "4D" porn.
-Do not confuse the smell as an actual narrow gauge engine.
-Side effects may include, but are not limited to;
wanting to visit train stations,
lunches at osier,
off roading,
model railroading,
virtual model railroading,
chasing trains,
chasing trains that do not burn coal,
general decrease in diesel locomotive appreciation,
talking to engineers,
joining groups such as the Friends of the Cumbres and Toltec,
buying train related artifacts from ebay,
hiding train related artifacts from your spouse,
eating green chilies,
telling stories on the NGDF,
reading stories on the NGDF,
listening to "Johnson Barr"
a desire to paint things green,
asthma,
asbestos collections,
soldering or welding burns,
owning railroad memorabilia,
meeting John Bush,
"three feet syndrome"
photography,
videography,
drone piloting,
dreams of driving trains,
flange clearance,
a desire to collect pictures
a desire to collect plans and blue prints,
bookmarking John West's website,
proper coupler height,
Talking to Al Harper,
staying at Roger Hogans hotel,
neglecting responsibilities,
falling asleep at your computer,
long hikes in the mountains,
chuffing in your sleep.....
Consult a
doctor fellow Foamer if more than 6 symptoms become a regular occurrence. Dont use coal smoke if on any other type of breathing apparatus. Check with wife (or spouse) before burning coal to see if life threatening. Use at own risk. C&C trains is not responsible for misuse of coal burning or smells. Do not set surrounding items on fire. Do not use accelerators on coal fire.Do not burn coal indoors. Do not burn coal out doors. Heart conditions may worsen. I am sorry if you have read this far. Do not use coal to smoke meat.
Some users have noticed a general irritation from other family members. Boiling water to steam may help alleviate coal burning side effects. Children under 12 should only burn coal with adult supervision.
After a double blind study, most wood and oil burning railroad fans chose coal over their previous engine fuels.Why are you still reading this?
Casey
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/18/2016 09:45PM by Casey Akin.
