Re: Further pondering of agnosticism, boredom, dyslexia and insomnia ...
| April 02, 2013 01:00PM |
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weston1879 Wrote:
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> I don't have to - he jumps up on the
> bed at night and wakes me up!
Well, Wes (Is it O-K if we call you "Wes"?) -
Since you didn't capitalize "he" then I'll presume you meant that "dog" - and not "God" - jumps on your bed at night and wakes you up (which means you read exactly what Russo wrote on the post to which you were responding and are not dyslexic). I'll also presume, since "he" wakes you up, that you are not awake at the time and are therefor not an insomniac. And since you apparently do not even lie awake pondering the existence of Dog, or God(s) - or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster - this implies that you are not an agnostic. OTOH, since you have nothing better to do than to read and respond to one of Russo's obviously irrelevant posts, then it IS clear that you must be bored almost to tears.
IMHO, since you are merely bored - but apparently neither agnostic nor dyslexic nor an insomniac - that you have failed three out of four categories in qualifying to respond to Russo's post and therefor owe both him and Charlie McCandliss an apology for attempting to hijack the thread into a discussion of dogs or "... things that gobump jump in the night ..." or - STRONGLY discouraged on the NGDF - a debate on the nature of (the) God(s).
- Sincerely, Willie (Wm. Claude Johnson-Barr III, Esq.)
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Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 04/02/2013 01:19PM by Johnson Barr.
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> I don't have to - he jumps up on the
> bed at night and wakes me up!
Well, Wes (Is it O-K if we call you "Wes"?) -
Since you didn't capitalize "he" then I'll presume you meant that "dog" - and not "God" - jumps on your bed at night and wakes you up (which means you read exactly what Russo wrote on the post to which you were responding and are not dyslexic). I'll also presume, since "he" wakes you up, that you are not awake at the time and are therefor not an insomniac. And since you apparently do not even lie awake pondering the existence of Dog, or God(s) - or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster - this implies that you are not an agnostic. OTOH, since you have nothing better to do than to read and respond to one of Russo's obviously irrelevant posts, then it IS clear that you must be bored almost to tears.
IMHO, since you are merely bored - but apparently neither agnostic nor dyslexic nor an insomniac - that you have failed three out of four categories in qualifying to respond to Russo's post and therefor owe both him and Charlie McCandliss an apology for attempting to hijack the thread into a discussion of dogs or "... things that go
- Sincerely, Willie (Wm. Claude Johnson-Barr III, Esq.)
"Not All Who Have Cell-Phones Do Twitter *
"Not All Those Who Ponder Can Think . . . "
* Only TWITS Twitter!
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 04/02/2013 01:19PM by Johnson Barr.
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