Re: Clueless people & stupid questions

I think that I've recounted some of these before, but some of my favorites:
At Silver Plume:
Q: When does this train go to Denver?
A: Every Monday (the day we were closed)
Q: What elevation do deer turn into Elk?
A: 9000 feet
At Central City:
Q: Where does the train go?
A: Down the tracks
Q: (ca. 1983) Why did they tear up the tracks?
A: Not Enough Freight
Q: Is this a Steam Engine?
A: No, it's a Papier Mache model and the smoke is powdered sugar
Q: I thought that Steam Engines didn't work any more
A: The laws of Physics haven't changed, only our perception of them.
Q: How did they get all these big buildings through all those little tunnels?
A: Ahhhh.......
And My favorite, when I was working downtown:
Q: What are the walls for?
A: They hold the ceiling up.
Nuf Said
Rick Steele