Re: Clueless people & stupid questions

Folks,
nice stories, here are a couple more.
1. 2003 Mystic Seaport on bord of the old 1789 whaling vessel.
She "He Mary, what do you think is downstairs ? "
Mary " Gues the maschines"
John " Wonder how many h p those old diesels might have had"
Hell who was their history teacher ?
2. 2002 D & S
- Where is the fuel tank of the engine ?
I have not seen a fueling station
3. Fleamarket in Germany
He "Does this phone works with electricity ?"
Me "Nope, you have to put in roasted beetroot and steam it up "
4. Canada 2006
She to her husband ( both emmigrated from germany app 50 years ago.)
She "I love Germany exspecially Heidelberg on the beutiful river Rhine"
He to her "Wans't Heidelberg at the River Mosel ?"
Me " Folke Heidelberg is at the river Neckar
She "No, I don't thnik s. It must be on the Rhine"
Me "Trust me, it is at the Neckar, I was born there"
2005 Pearl harbour, USS Arizona
He to the guy from the NPS:
"Who attacked whom here and when"
NPS guy "The Japnaes attacked us in 1941"
He" Could swear I saw a film where the Germans attacked the Italians here."
NPS guy "Well, that must be on Fox TV"
Steffen