You can always buy a little coal-fired stove and put it in a corner of your rec room, den or garage. And on a nearby wall hang a big picture of a K Class. Then, when the urge for coal smoke hits, just go down, toss in a couple of little scoopfuls of coal, fire it up, and admire the picture. After three or four whiffs of the smoke, a couple of coughing spells (and one or two shrieks from the other half), your urge will be completely satisfied for awhile - until you get the urge again, or get to go and see the real thing in action. Just a suggestion!!!