Re: "The main-rod connected to the dri-ver . . . "

Ohhh, Noooo.....

Casey


Johnson Barr Wrote:
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> Thank You, Casey -
>
> For a clear explanation of angles, offsets,
> torque, reciprocating weight, etc —
>
> But please be aware of the consequences of your
> untimely insight:  As a direct
> result of your post, Roosso is now working of a
> number to be recorded on the 'B' side of his
> all-time 45-rpm hit, 'The Ballad of Festus
> Frothjaw', namely "The Side-Rod Connected
> to the Dri-Ver / The Dri-Ver Connected to the
> Main-Rod / The Main-Rod Connected to the
> Cross-Head / The Cross-Head Connected to the
> Piss-Ton . . . "
>
> - Sincerely, Willie  (Wm.
> Claude Johnson-Barr III, Esq.)  
>           "Not All Who
> Have Cell-Phones Do Twitter *
>           "Not All
> Those Who Ponder Can Think . . . "
>
>           * Only TWITS
> Twitter!
>
> p.s.  Apologies to Roger Wigwam's faithful
> indigenous companion Steven Four-Knees for
> postponing mention of the 'Centric-Crank
> Connected to the Radius Rod', etc., to this
> postscript.