Popeye8762 Wrote:
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> I live a block from the yard in Chama, by the
> school. I go out at about 3am to check something
> in the back of the Suburban, This, in itself, is
> quite a sight. 350lbs, in my underwear (it's 3am),
> barefoot, on crutches. I open up the tailgate,
> check something (whole other story), and I notice
> in the glow of the interior light that there's
> trash at my feet.
>
> I think, how the heck could this have fallen out
> of the truck. Then I hear the sound of contented
> munching. By the front passenger door, a black
> bear is eating chicken remains out of my garbage
> can. Between me and the house. In my underwear.
> Barefoot. On crutches...
>
> Luckily, he was happy with the chicken. He
> couldn't have paid me less of a damn, 10 feet
> away. I went -very- quietly back in the house.
Doug, that vision doesn't bear thinking about, I suppose any neighbours also up at 3am are lucky that you weren't bare as well.
Good to see you was brave, t'was not a good night to be chicken!
Wayne from no bear land.