The Sergeant Major is standing at attention, watching the couples as they enjoyed the Marine Corps Ball. A young woman approaches the SgtM and comments that he looks so stiff and asks if he ever has any fun. The SgtM replies that he enjoying himself very much watching the crowd enjoy the dance. Unmoved, the young woman again comments that he looks very stiff and abruptly asks him when the last time he had wild, crazy _ _ _ . The SgtM continues watching the crowd for a moment, looks at his watch, and replied "1955".
The young woman gasps and says to him, I am talking you into this side room and I am going to rock your world. The SgtM follows and after an hour, the ravished woman can take no more, he stops, looks at his watch, and says "Well, it's almost 2055 now. I really must resume my post".