Or, more realistically -
"After the conductor signaled for a back-up move and the train began to roll,
the FahrtFührer jumped aboard to retrieve his camera. As the train picked
up speed, he nimbly jumped off with a triumphant grin on his face."
O-K, I'll admit it - that last phrase is just hyper-literal "fluff". The rest, although I didn't witness it personally, SFAIK actually happened on a well-known North American tourist railroad a few weeks ago
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- El Abuelo Histœrico, Greengo y Curmudgeoño de los Locomoturas Viejos y Verdes,
aka Der Grossväterlich DünkelOlivGrünDampfKesselMantelLiebHabender