Re: Really Odd San Juan Express Question

To the tune of Anton Dvorak's "Humoresque":
Lyrics author unknown

Passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilets while the train
Is standing in the station, I love you

We encourage constipation
While the train is in the station
Moonlight always makes me think of you

If you wish to pass some water
Kindly try the Pullman porter
He'll place a vessel in the vestibule

If the porter isn’t here
Then try the platform in the rear
The one in front is likely to be cool

If the lady’s room be taken
Never feel the least forsaken
Never show a sign of sad defeat

Try the men’s room ‘cross the hall
And if some man has had the call
He’ll courteously relinquish you his seat

If these efforts all are vain
Then simply break a window pane
This novel method’s used by very few

We go strolling through the park,
Goosing statues in the dark
If Sherman's horse can take it, why can't you?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/21/2016 11:37AM by Ed Stabler.