Ballad of G-Town Loop ... Poop ... Poop Poop

The title of this post hints at the chorus - and tune (a prehistoric big hit - before most of you where born) - to my next song. Suggestions for lyrics are more than welcome. Bell is easy, and probably not too hard to find rhymes for Behrens if we think about it for a while, but what about Foofoodapoopliangi or whatever her name is?
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After posting this as a response to a response to my "Discount for Not Singing?" response in the "Fall Stock Train" thread, I realized it fits here as well - please forgive the double posting, but it's short and some of you may not read all threads ... and it IS less than 24 hours since April First!
- Russo de los Locos