Beautiful, Stewart -
IIRC, there have been at least three "Trainless Train Picture" threads in the past ten years or so. Is the above your attempt to start yet another one?
If so, I'll submit one that's about as opposite as it could be – in both subject and quality – just to help you get things started
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. . . and a similarly bleak one that's not quite trainless
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- El Abuelo Histœrico, Greengo y Curmudgeoño de los Locomoturas Viejos y Verdes,
aka Der Grossväterlich DünkelOlivGrünDampfKesselMantelLiebHabender