Johnson Barr Wrote:
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> Hike O'Maender Wrote:
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> > Little known story: When the Titanic sailed
> > on it's maiden voyage to New York it had a
> > second stop {scheduled} at Vera Cruz Mexico.
> > It had a cargo of Hellman's mayonnaise con-
> > signed to Mexico {in the hold}. Of course
>
> > the Titanic sank and never made it to Mexico.
> > The tragedy is treated as a national day of
> > mourning in Mexico known as Sinko de Mayo.
>
>
> "That is an old, old joke", Bill -
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> A real Stinko de Mayo IMHO, in such poor taste
> that it warrants my relishing the idea of your
> being mustard out of the Loyal
> Order of Geezers & Curmudgeons at the earliest
> possible opportunity. How about we catch up
> to you for appropriate pun-
> ishment this coming Saturday, May 9th - National
> Train Foamer Day?
Dr. Demento,
You remind me of my high school English teacher grading my papers.
"A pun is the lowest form of humor"