Johnson Barr Wrote:
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> Overheard by my Grandfather, Sir Percival Hubert
> Wallace Johnson-Barr, 75 years ago:
> Pilot: "Mayday! ... Mayday!! ... I
> am being pursued by three Fokkers!!!
> Base: "Don't worry, Old Bean - bloody
> Fokkers can't possibly catch your Spitfire!
> Pilot: "So YOU say, My Good Man - but these bloody
> Fokkers are flying Messerschmidt 109s ... "