As a representative of both the American Duct Tape Council and the Americans for Pharmaceutical Freedom lobby, I would advocate the distribution of drugs, as opposed to alcohol. And I don't mean metamucile and asperin. I mean serious, we-mean-business drugs that make a trip over the pass a TRIP OVER THE PASS, .. if you know what I'm saying. Who doesn't want to feel beautiful, popular, and all-powerful while riding a train ? We could make LOTS of money, and that's really what it's all about isn't it ?