Re: What's wrong with this image ...

Another thing, Will -

The Trans-Pacific Underground Steam Railway only made it from New Zealand to Area 51 in
Nevada - the promoters ran out of money and when the venture vulture capitalists took over
they outsourced their transportation operations to an environmentally unfriendly organization
that used wood-burning flying saucers instead of coal-fired steam locomotives, and since -
as everyone knows - Canada's forests were under strict fire-protection requirements it soon
became illegal for spark-belching alien saucers to fly within 217 miles of the border.   A later
request for 3'6"-gauge hot-air balloon service to Newfoundland was denied due to the difficulty
of making the return trip against the forces of the Jet Stream.

- El Abuelo Histœrico, Greengo y Curmudgeoño de los Locomoturas Viejos y Verdes,
aka Der Grossväterlich DünkelOlivGrünDampfKesselMantelLiebHabender



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/03/2012 03:07PM by Russo Loco.