Re: Mein Hut es hat drei Nummere ...

Russo Loco Wrote:
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> ... Drei Nummere hat mein Hut
> Venn es hat nicht drei Nummere
> Denn ist es nicht mein Hut!
>
> Apparently appalled that the notorious
> JéBeeWex should have been seen and
> photographed -
> in spite of his outspoken criticism of Dark Olive
> Green - wearing both a shirt AND a chapeau
> of said color*, a mysterious benefactor has had
> prepared and shipped anonymously to yore's
> trooly a beautiful new headpiece to hide his
> impending need for a new hairpiece. Please note
> that - as in the "song" above - said beautiful
> Dark Olive Green headpiece bears three lovely
> numbers on the front, and three significant words
> on the back:
>
>
> To ALL OF YOU who supported the event of which
> this souvenir will become a treasured reminder,
> once again THANK YOU for helping make it possible!
> **
>
> - Russo de los Locos
>
>   * See
> [ngdiscussion.net]
> 60950#msg-160950
>
> ** Having been warned by not one, but TWO lovely
> young ladies to expect something in the mail, I'm
> not sure whether this wonderful gift is a Fathers'
> Day present from Jackelopette or a thank-you from
> my favorite Hostlerette and Michael & Roger's
> favorite Model ...
>
> So I'll just say THANK YOU!!

The hat was sized wrong! It should have been a size XXXXXL to cover your entire head. In your defense, you can repeat me sainted mothers favorite lines... "My face aint no star, I don't know what it are, but I don't mind it because I'm behind it, It's those out front I jar."