Help w/ Loop Poop ... Poop ... Poop Poop songs!

Hey, Gang -
So far there are three (3, count 'em, 3) possible tunes on which to base the eagerly anticipated "Ballad of the Georgetown Loop". Please vote for one of the following (listed in reverse chronological order):
1) Alley Oop: . "The Georgetown Loop Poop ... Poop ... Poop Poop"
2) Barney Google: . "George-eee-anna, with her (Conti) Goo - Goo - Google-eee Eyes" (or Ayess)
3) (Unnamed): . "There's Corruption in Clear Creek County - Corruption There and Greed -
But it's Day all Day in the Daytime, and there is no Night in Creede."
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Greg Scholl has promised (sworn, actually - rather emphatically) to NEVER use ANY of the foregoing as backgound music in a RR video, so it's not exactly a matter of life & death, but your input - and suggestions for additional or alternate themes - will be greatly appreciated!! And - unless you're plannig to ride the C&TS StockYard Special in October - you are unlikely to have to endure listening to Earl Knoob and me attempting to sing any of them! (But do avoid THE HOTEL in Chama - that's where we're planning to rehearse ...)
Thanks for your support!!
- Enrico Sperusso