Olden Phartes

You're growing older when....

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere.

Your mind makes promises your body can't keep.

You know all the answers, but have forgotten the questions.

You sit in a rocking chair, but can't seem to get it going.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for friends who exercise.

The best part of your day is over when your alarm goes off.

But hey! Just think of all the wisdom you have!

Bill
Semi olden pharte



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/19/2008 09:32AM by HOD Bill.