Badger, you short-legged heavy-set omnivore of the weasel (mustelidae) family of which there are eight species in three subfamilies. That Maytag better be LEED-approved, and if I hear there isn't an Energy Star sticker somewhere between the crisper and the ice tray I'm afraid I'll have no choice but to report you to Al Gore so he can send Manbearbig to vaporize your backhead cooking hide. (And if he comes into Firestone, Karell, don't even think about giving him your employee discount!)
Also, my fierce-toothed woodland dwelling paisan, were you aware that in Amsterdam, all those green salad bars are actually called "coffee shops?" It's the perfect cover! I mean really, who in their right mind imports
coffee from
San Francisco?! Last time I checked, Juan Valdez was slightly more towards the south of the equator. And please, let's keep the great state of New Jersey and in all its orange, over-tolling, petrochemical-refining glory out of this. Don't you realize the cast of that MTV blunder you watch religiously every Thursday night is from that neighboring dump, the Large Macintosh? (also known as New Amsterdam). So chew on that with your fierce-toothed lower jaw that's articulated to the upper by means of a transverse condyle, firmly locked into a long cavity of the cranium so that dislocation of the jaw is all but impossible.
Jeff Badger Wrote:
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> Ed, you poor excuse for a journalist... Don't you
> know the "Devil's Lettuce", as you call it, gives
> us a higher thought process? We are able to see
> and predict things you could only imagine in that
> feeble Jersey Shore mind of yours.
> the program man. Besides, I saw my shadow the
> other day and that equates to 6 more blizzards on
> the east coast. So now I am going back into my
> hole. I bid you good day, you ignorant slut, Ed.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/04/2011 03:58PM by Ed "Oilcan" Kelley.
