Rob483 Wrote:
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> Husker Hank Wrote:
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> Reminds me of the story about a guy who was
> waiting in a long line at the bank when, just
> before he got to the teller, he remembered he had
> not locked his car, and that his bagpipe was in
> the back seat. He thought about losing his place
> in line to go lock the car, but didn't want to
> waste any more time, so he stayed in line,
> finished his business with the bank, and then
> rushed out to check his car. Arriving at the car,
> he found his worst fears realized: someone had
> gotten into his car and put another bagpipe in the
> back seat with his...
I was waiting for the punchline that the car was gone but the bagpipes were left laying on the road! I'm Scottish decent and love the bag pipes so I cop all the bad jokes, like the drunk Scotsman who took his bag pipes into the music shop to complain about them out of tune, the music tuner replied with "Och man, your blowing your neighbours cat"
Wayne from Oz