Re: BREAK IN....No Fo%%ers Suspected

Husker Hank Wrote:
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> ... Back in law school I had my beloved Debbie Schwinn
> in front of the house with the bike lock in the
> basket. Bike lock was stolen but Debbie was still
> there.
>
> Husker Hank
> A Sweltering 90 Degrees With 8% Humidity
> Durango CO

Reminds me of the story about a guy who was waiting in a long line at the bank when, just before he got to the teller, he remembered he had not locked his car, and that his bagpipe was in the back seat. He thought about losing his place in line to go lock the car, but didn't want to waste any more time, so he stayed in line, finished his business with the bank, and then rushed out to check his car. Arriving at the car, he found his worst fears realized: someone had gotten into his car and put another bagpipe in the back seat with his...