Dear Russo and Willie, as much as I am looking forward to getting Stateside and sampling this GRAMPS Chromo Crude Triple Chocolate Stout that I keep hearing about, it won't happen for a while (2019), so hang in there old curmudgeons.
In the mean time, I may have found a similar, if slightly less alcoholic, or at least, a less gut eating equivalent by a local brewer, perhaps it can be a warm up drink for your brew when I get there, and hopefully line my stomach and fortify my kidneys for the hell to come!
Do you have the same alcohol content scale as us down here, this one is 7% (alcohol by volume).
Wayne from 'hic' Oz