Overheard by my Grandfather, Sir Percival Hubert Wallace Johnson-Barr, 75 years ago
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Pilot: "Mayday! ... Mayday!! ... I am being pursued by three Fokkers!!!
Base: "Don't worry, Old Bean - bloody Fokkers can't possibly catch your Spitfire!
Pilot: "So YOU say, My Good Man - but these bloody Fokkers are flying Messerschmidt 109s ... "
- Sincerely,
Willie (Wm. Claude Johnson-Barr III, Esq.)
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/01/2015 10:02PM by Johnson Barr.